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ssusu
12-11-2002, 06:16 PM
<title>Christmas Lights Suzanne Kalanquin ssusu skalan22@aol.com</title>
Jeff, that really made my day! What a crack-up!<br>
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Suzanne<br>

Lola
12-16-2002, 07:13 PM
<title>Mount Sinai Dolores Allegue Lola pacoylola@aol.com</title>
Subject: Mount Sinai<br>
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A little Jewish woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital, said, "Hello, darling, I'd <br>
like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your <br>
patients. I want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like <br>
expected, or is getting worse." <br>
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The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and <br>
room number?" <br>
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She said, "Yes, darling! She's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302." <br>
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He said, "Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full <br>
meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, <br>
she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours. If she <br>
continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock." <br>
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The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! that's fantastic, <br>
darling!... That's wonderful news!" <br>
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The man on the phone said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member, or a very close friend!" <br>
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She said, "I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! My doctor doesn't tell me s x x t!" <br>
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Each one finds the teacher that<br>
Each one deserves -> The Kabbalah<br>