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Old 12-23-2002, 07:37 PM
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The Best I can do to be politically correct, Hummm

<title>The Best I can do to be politically correct, Hummm Dolores Allegue Lola</title>
Humm, Humm,...<br>
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an<br>
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive<br>
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within<br>
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or<br>
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular<br>
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice<br>
religious or secular traditions at all.<br>
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically<br>
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar<br>
year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other<br>
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great<br>
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is<br>
the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the<br>
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of <br>
the wishee.<br>
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:<br>
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.<br>
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.<br>
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the<br>
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is<br>
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.<br>
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application<br>
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent <br>
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement <br>
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.<br>
Each one finds the teacher that<br>
Each one deserves -> The Kabbalah
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